Sat 11

The Advicycle Bicycle

Have you ever been jogging (as in eg: jogging in a park) and found yourself wondering about advice on cyclical items? Well do I have a business proposal for YOU!!!!!

The business is called The Advicycle Bicycle.

For example:

“Hey Republican Guy, don’t worry. You’ll probably be back in office in 8 years since the recession will be over, and we’ll be suffering from an annoying stagflation problem due to all the economic stimulus spending in the economy. People will be tired of the spend-heavy Democrats and will want to retain more of their high earnings (after all, the the recession is long over) and you’ll swoop in!!!!!!!”

or

“Hey, dude with the flannel shirts and shaggy hair. Just wait it out, about 11 years, and the 70s will be back in style and you’ll go from outdated durf to trend setting babe slayer!!!”

Are you as excited as I am?

Invest today, and you take a ride on the back pegs of The Advicycle Bicycle.

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