A glimpse into the future. (This screen shot is un-doctored)
I know a lot of you are worried that maybe this recession will be the collapse of civilization, but you needn’t worry. I have just accidentally received emails to my Yahoo! account from what appears to be the future (or a glitch in the software, but I prefer the future hypothesis). The good news is that it seems as though the sub-prime mortgage crisis will definitely be solved by at least January 18, 2038.
The bad news is that it appears that boner pills are in very high demand in the future which suggests that an epidemic of the inability to be aroused falls over the entire world sometime in the next two decades.
It will be terrible. No one will understand the “Sschhwaannngg” reference in Wayne’s World and sex will no longer sell in advertising. Plus, it will likely be so seismic for politics that it will shift the focus from worrying about The Fed to worrying about the ED.
If even part of these predictions come true…it may be worth considering just ending it all now.
