Fri 1
My guess is, based on your sick camouflage outfit, that you embezzled it from Iraq war funds. I’d chastise you for that, but that war sucks. That doesn’t mean you’re off the hook, though. You’re still a douchebag. And I hope you buy a ton of fucking Rogaine for your fucking bald head! And I hope you buy all of it with your money stacks so that all stores run out of all Rogaine all over. That way, when I go to the store to buy some, they’ll be like “sorry Jason, but Male Pattern Baldness is gonna hit you like a ton of bricks” and I will finally be justified for punching you in the face, not because of your douchey facebook ads, but because you stole all of the un-balding cream! Asshole. Beatdowns a comin’ Thanks Facebook, Always a pleasure.

My guess is, based on your sick camouflage outfit, that you embezzled it from Iraq war funds. I’d chastise you for that, but that war sucks.

That doesn’t mean you’re off the hook, though. You’re still a douchebag. And I hope you buy a ton of fucking Rogaine for your fucking bald head! And I hope you buy all of it with your money stacks so that all stores run out of all Rogaine all over. That way, when I go to the store to buy some, they’ll be like “sorry Jason, but Male Pattern Baldness is gonna hit you like a ton of bricks” and I will finally be justified for punching you in the face, not because of your douchey facebook ads, but because you stole all of the un-balding cream! Asshole.

Beatdowns a comin’

Thanks Facebook,
Always a pleasure.